Pull My..!!!!!!!

Yeah, I really have no idea what is going on here. Is that the end of an umbrella? pulling on your...is that a tail? What is that? E-money, I'm just as confused as you are bro.

On a different note, here's a funny yet informative article about our emotionally ecstatic friend Eeyore here

I Can't Help Myself

What?!
I couldn't resist.

Facebook Friending

Apparently "poking" isn't only for Facebook. Example A.

Krispy Kreme

and Pooh's like, "WHAT ABOUT IT? You have scrawny white boy ankles anyways C-Robs."

The Queen Bee

Enjoy it while it lasts

Love Knows No Bounds

WITH AFFECTION, BITCH.

A Picture Is Worth A 1000 Words

This picture is so wonderful, I didn't even want to tarnish it by writing something on it.
Let's just take a look shall we?
First, Rabbit and Owl's interaction. Pretty sure Owl is about to go Hannibal Lecter on Rabbit's first cousin, Cadbury. HMMMmmm dericicious

Eeyore. Well, first your name and existence. What are you? A donkey? But you have a nail keeping your tail in place? So, you're a con artist?

Pooh, yeah well...I like brightly colored shit too.

Piglet-that's just scary bro.

And once again Kanga has mistaken Roo for a bunch of pastel Easter Eggs. Simple mistake no doubt.

You Always Remember Your First...

That's because it's vodka.

#That'sWhatFriendsAreFor

Justice is Blind

Christopher Robin is pissed. Glad I'm not one of those make believe characters, I mean FRIENDS, of his sitting around in the middle of the forest, yelling, and...wearing teeshirts.

hey, I think the real problem is what the hell is C.Robs trippin' on if he's seeing a kangaroo somewhere in North America (and this ain't the Central Park Zoo trick), not to mention your friend's name is Pooh (one letter away from a bowl movement), and that baby kangaroo is wearing a baby blue tee, most likely from the Baby Gap.

Whatever, let the Rapture decide Chrissie's fate.

Give It Here Malfoy!!!

Harry's being serious Malfoy, give back Neville's Remembralle or he'll knock you off your broom.

But in my mind this discourse between friendly siblings goes something like this:
"NOT MY LAST PIECE OF MONOGRAMMED STATIONARY, BETCH!"
or
"THAT LAST EXAM BLUE BOOK IS MINE, WENCH!"
or even
"akshdajsdkNASKAKJSAJSASJASJNANSANDAIEINNJSDDNSJFn-loud noises!!!!!"
or...even
"BOTOX made my face stay this way and now i can't control my eyebrows! I'm actually really happy!!!!!"

The Freakshow

Let's be real, ninjas didn't kill your family.
Your cardboard sign says, "I'm not going to lie. Need money for booze and/or drugs."

in perfect grammar.
chaching
that's the sound of money in your tin can.

Jurassic Park

Yes, someone actually painted this. and that somebody is Josh Smith (if you're in NYC you can check it out for yourself.)
Ed-umicate yourself by reading the article here.

Virtual High Five

The true display of brotherly affection.
Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor.

Stage Five Clinger

Seriously, get off of me...people are staring.

All Float On

The 19th Century American version of the Float Trip Tradition. The title only affirms what we already know, blackout or get out, "Jolly Flatboatmen in Port" (btw, Flatboatmen is most certainly not a word, but bros can get away with anything) holla'

MTV Cribs-Asian Edition

Don't pretend that you aren't impressed-he's the Emperor.
Have you seen his collection of drop-top Bentleys or his guest house? His antique chopstick collections is pretty fucking outrageous too, and that pet panda? Yeah, he used real Yuan to pay for that.
Upholdin' that family honor.

F.O.B.

What are you trying to say, get your shit together. I know English isn't your first language so I'll let this one slide. Also, can I get some egg rolls with that order?
shanks.

Because I Got High, Because I Got High

We all have tough decisions to make. And Gus Gus clearly decided to rage. good choice.

Shit Just Hit the Fan

when it rains...it pours.

Death By Exams

yeah this is pretty much what my life is like right now. Cinderalla lost her dress, i lost my mind.
Thanks college.

Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side

BE THANKFUL FOR WHAT YOU HAVE.