Keep Your Dirty Paws Off....

You tell 'em sista.

Say What? Come Again?

Don't get me started.

I DARE YOU

FEAR MY WRATH

You Put A City Sushi Next to Me City Wok?!

Major problems in China land.

Mani-Pedi

um i'm seriously more concerned with your hair...

Praise be to Me!

gettin' money$$$ like a motha'fucka'

1 Sheep, 2 Sheep, 3 Sheep...4?

They just can't resist

You're Not the Boss of Me

Figaro doesn't want to be friends with you old man or that freak of a kid, Pico, Pikachu or something.

Flashing Lights

Do your chain hang low?

Not Now Chairman, I'm in the Zen

on yo' ass grasshopper.

Lap of Luxury

splish splash biddies

Edible Body Art

Never trust a forest creature with your most prized possessions.

Chill Pill

Someone clearly needs a vacay...or a life.

I Love You Like A Fat Kid Loves Cake

TOUCH MY TWINKIES SMARTASS

Crime and Punishment

UP YOUR BUTT!
Don't boss me around foo'

FB

Like me on Facebook! Here

Super Size Me

Um yeah, I would be too if I fit into clothes from the Baby Gap at age 18. But it's your fault that you live somewhere that has swimsuit season 24/7. And no one is forcing you to wear clam shells for a bikini top. Get with it, it's the modern age, everyone's wearing bandeaus anyway.

Whale.

check out the sweet De La Tour in the background, a similar one is at the National Gallery of Art in DC.

I See London I See France

We all like playing games with our friends. Isn't that what play group was all about?

You Can Run, But You Can't Hide

ZING!

White Girl Problems

Duh, cardinal rule #1.

Crest 3-D

And boy do they sparkle.