That's What She Said!

No explanation necessary.

Women are from Venus

Get away from me Devil Child!!!!!

Apocalypse Now

That's the last time I listen to a mouse with a vest and coat.

...or is it?

Don't Touch the 'Stache

rude. keep your paws to yourself, vermin.

Charmin Soft

yeah, the golden retriever puppy may have beat me out for the Cottonelle spokesperson-ship...but that doesn't make my moisturizing routine any less effective.