Cheese Wiz

Cinderella, also known as the "Little Glass Slipper," is one of the most popularly told stories, and variations of it can be found all over the world. The oldest known version is Greek, but we all known that Disney's is da bomb dot com.

Life is hard man, it really is, all people want is to stack that cheese and cruise. Lupe Fiasco said rapping and hip-hop saved his life, let him stack that cheese, and get his momma' outta the hood. So good to his momma. Maybe if gus gus and Cinderella got their act together cheese would be free flowin' for them.

But hey, what do i know? That's just my advice

'Sup

Where you at? Oh, you know-I'm just leisurely resting with my animal friend. NO, i'm chillin' with my bitches.

This lovely painting by Mary Cassatt, entitled Little Girl in a Blue Armchair, depicts exactly what I wish I was doing right now. Cassatt, an American painter was known for her depictions of intimate moments of women and children. And in the words of little Wayne, just like this little girl, she likes her seat down low and my windows lightly cracked.

Yoink! Got your...

Ah yes, the sisterly bath...and fondling.
In this painting titled "Gabrielle d'Estrees et une de ses soeurs," by an unknown artist, you can see on the right, Gabrielle d'Estrees, mistress to King Henri IV and her sister (on the left)...in a bath, getting well acquainted with one another.
You can recognize Gabrielle d'Estrees and her status as the King's mistress because she's holding Henri's coronation ring, which was given as a token of his love. I think this was the 16th century equivalent of giving someone your class ring and going steady. I'm sure things escalated quickly between the two of them-whew.
This painting is on exhibition at the Louvre Museum in Paris, more info can be found here

Let us all take thanks in the simple pleasures in life, warm baths and loving siblings for example.

He's Just Not That Into You

Pablo Picasso is heralded as one of the most important modern artist's of the 20th century. And for good reason, what a ladiesz man! Amongst his contributions to the art world includes Cubism, which truly is able to highlight the greatest...assets of any figure. Figuratively and literally...More information about Picasso can be found here
Also, Picasso's youngest daughter is Paloma Picasso, who makes lovely jewelry that can be purchased with real American currency here. Wooing the ladies must run in the family.

Pants Party..you mean a Party in Your Pants?

I really think Elmo is trying to invite you to a Pants Party, I mean party in his pants. too bad it looks like he needs to use the restroom, and seems to only wear the red onesie all the time.

Power

No One Man Should Have All that Power.
At the end of the day, goddammnit, I'm killin this shit.
Definitely what's rollin' on Sesame Street y'all. They're rollin' about 9 shots deep, at least.

Sexual and Violent

...yeah.

Sky High

We all love Disney, I think. Regardless, here is a play on the classic "Dumbo" movie. We all knew there was something going on during the creative process for "The Lion King" and "Alice in Wonderland," so it's no wonder you've got one of these.

In the words of Kanye West, get 'em high.

Tour Me Around

Georges de La Tour is highly regarded as one of the most affluent French 17th-century Baroque painters. Known for his unparalleled handling of traditional oil paints, light and darkness, no one can really compare. Most known for his Mary Magdalen paintings, I decided to highlight another equally important painting-The Fortune Teller, Enjoy!

Just look at the roller coaster of emotions being expressed in this painting. But that dude is just not having it, in the words of Dr. Dre, "bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks."