Fresh To Death

So don't go around tellin' me stuff i DON'T WANNA HEAR.

Snow White already has enough problems on her hands. She's got a crazy Queen trying to kill her, and not to mention she's living with seven dwarfs- really, she's got it bad dude. So, she really doesn't need this little bird all up in her business- COME BACK LATER.

Snow White is based off of a German Grimm's fairytale. The Queen in the story is obsessed with her hot bod and good looks, and she's got a mirror that reminds her everyday. But then Snow White enters the picture, and really messes up the Queen's perception of self-image and stuff. and So the Queen orders Snow White to be murdered, but the assassin just can't do it-fist of steel that one.

So instead Snow White hides in the forest with seven little dudes for years and years, and the Queen finds out and keeps on trying to kill her. Finally after a bunch of really terrible stuff happens to Snowie, a Prince arrives and fixes everything, and because the Queen's been such a big wench, a pair of "heated iron shoes are brought forth with tongs and placed on the Queen." She's then forced to dance in them until she drops dead. Karma with a vengeance y'all.