You may have noticed Emile has managed to acquire the infamous Sex Panther scent. Which they've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time. Those biddie slices must be buzzin' around him like R. Kelly flocks to underage chicks or a good wife beater sale.
It's really quite pungent though. But it's quality surpasses it's vomitous scent- you know it's good because it's made with real bits of panther and is illegal in 9 countries! All i wanna do is douse my body in this stuff, and hit on every single girl that walks by and drink jagerbombs.
Whatever, to each his own, you know, desire smells like that to some people. Do me!
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