I couldn't agree more Prince John. You got your long chain, pimp cup, and not to mention a crown. sahweet jebus. Collecting taxes, slaying wenches, and oppressing the people is really what I call a good time, welcome to the good life.Too bad King Richard comes back and smacks you silly Young Yoc, i mean John, and Robin Hood is constantly grilling you. Originally, Robin Hood is seen as a heroic bandit? Outlaw? Badass MC? stealing from the rich and giving to the poor...yeah, i don't really know how my financial adviser feels about that. Furthermore, his green pantsuit is really something. He's just got the ladies fawning over him, swoon. And somehow PJ (Prince John) is able to convince King Richard to go fight in the crusades. ...Maybe we don't want a tool of a King on the throne anyways? Regardless, things were messed up in the UK.
So, Young Prince-what's it going to be? Feedin' the poor and helpin out wit they bills? Or Ridin' around town in a drop-top benz. If you were a true baller you wouldn't have to choose, because that's what a true gangsta does, and damn does it feel good to be a gangsta.
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