Unforgiveable

Enough smack talk, let's get down to business.
Really, green eggs and ham?! REALLY? That's not natural, fo realsz. GO and get that chicken sandwich and waffle fries, and watch me snatch it from her reeeal quick! Afterwards, I had my choice of movies: Dr. Zhivago, A Brief Encounter, and a Bridge on the River Kwei- A LEAAN NIGHT!

anyways, all this talk is making me hungry - pissin' me off.
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Anyways, Dr. Seuss, whose name is actually Theodor Seuss Geisel, is known for his famous children's books. He wrote over 44 books during his lifetime under a variety of pen names, but is also known for his political cartoons he made during WWII. He attended Dartmouth College for undergrad where he joined Sigma Phi Hairsalon, I mean Epsilon, and then did a bunch of really important stuff like get a PhD in Oxford. yeahyeah.